The Rant

Okay before I do an Isaac Mendez (Heroes) and begin penning my thoughts, thanks to all who read my blog yesterday and appreciated it. After having been fed to the brim today by mom, I thought lets chuck today’s blog. I even contemplated retirement from blogging as its best to leave when u r on the high. But then I thought about my follower(s) and decided not to disappoint them and write!!
And so here I begin.
Tomes have been written about “what a girl wants??” What is it that she is attracted to ?? What is it that turns their attention?? What is it that you can do to get her to love you?? Ironically, these articles appear in magazines that only girls read. I mean yeah guys do read it , if you can call ogling at the beauties-reading. But as far as I know, there is nothing like “What a man needs??” . Why are men taken for granted regarding this issue?? Is it because we are perceived as creatures who only want food and sex? I beg to differ.
So I thought I’ll do the honors and make a small list of things that we guys need :
1.)The remote control : An instrument that controls the gateway to the world….the world of sports. Yes we men have an obsession with competition even if it is between two countries we are pretty sure we don’t belong to.
2.)Gossip : yes yes we guys do gossip. But only about football and girls .
3.) Punching bag: Though it may sound funny, but we guys like to give out punches as much as girls like to sms. My punching bag is my sister, but before I get my face blackened,head tonsured and size 7 kolhapuri chappals garland around my neck , let me clarify, they are just soft punches.
4.) Electronic gadgets: I don’t know what it is about gadgets that men like, it is the fact that it only obeys your command ?? Maybe!!
5.) Watches: Yes, a Watch is to a man what shoes are to a woman. A shoe can harm and cause damage, a watch can tell u time . Both are pretty beneficial in today’s world so let’s not into the debate of what is worth the money.
So there you go, I could go on and on (not really) but I am beginning to feel sleepy , Damn sleep should have made the list. So now u know that men are not only about food and sex!!! *
Till tomorrow. Keep it simple.
*only applicable to male species in and around the Indian sub-continent. The prevalence of the Infidelus chromosome in male species residing on either side of the atlantic and pacific ocean makes them an exception.