The Messiah

Before Religious devouts pile up and expect an account of something supernatural, let me clear the air. The messiah has nothing to do with religion. It is greater than something that unites people of the same religion. It is a phenom. It is something you all have come across. Okay okay before I loose your interest , I’ll stop with the ekta kapoor style suspense building (I don’t think it was even close to that ..but anyways).

Spot the difference between the two sentences :

You are an ass-hole.

You are an ass-hole :P

Spot the difference?? Incase you haven’t, then you need to ring up and fix up an appointment with your doctor before you go further.

For those who did notice the difference, congratulate yourself as you are members of an elite class ..NORMAL people.

Notice the difference in tones of the two statements – the first one is a matter of fact. It just states the fact that you are an ass-hole. But the second sentence says, okay I don’t really mean what I am saying , but your still an ass-hole. Now let us examine the consequences of those statements. Statement 1 will probably get u blackened eye or broken limbs, the degree of the injury largely varying on the person you tell it to. The second statement will probably get you an X-( followed by a :P. The next actual encounter might be whack in the back (can be worse if the person doesn’t have a sense of humor).

So what was the difference?? The little guy sticking out his tongue. Yes, he is the messiah. Someone who lets us get away with what we say (can be something which we sometimes actually mean). He is the new diplomatic superhero. Personally, it is my favorite emoticon (so much that I use it in every sentence). It make chatting so much easier, you don’t have to actually think twice before typing a sentence because it can always followed by a :P. The messiah makes chatting a lot easier and brings it at par with an actual interaction (not really).

‘Till the next time, keep it simple.